Austin Keen
May 30, 2026"⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Cone Palace: Where the food is tasty and the corn dogs come pre-sampled!” Took the family down to Cone Palace because we heard they had the best ice cream in the tri-county area and burgers that slap harder than grandma when you sass her at church. And honestly? The hype was real. The fries were crispy, the shake was thicker than a plot twist in a telenovela, and the burger was so good I proposed to it (she said yes but the ketchup got cold feet). Now, here’s where things got interesting. I unwrapped my corn dog, all excited like a kid on Christmas, only to find... someone had already beaten me to the first bite. Like the appetizer was me. Was it a quality control taste test? A hungry ghost? Someone in the kitchen with a deep love of mystery and a dash of chaos? We may never know. That said, I still ate it. Judge me if you want, but I wasn’t about to waste a perfectly good, mostly whole corn dog. And let’s be real—despite the surprise nibble, it was delicious. All in all, Cone Palace delivers on flavor, fun, and just a tiny bit of “what the heck?!” Would I return? Absolutely. Would I check my food like it's a crime scene before eating next time? Also yes."